Rumors Swirl Around Palin
Click on title for the whole list of bizarre and outlandish rummors, but my favorite is:In addition to the five children that the media are aware of—Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig [it appears the Democrat rumor mill cannot even spell Tryg's name right!] — Palin also has nine secret children: Frag, Moss, Scoot, Skiffer, Minnow, Plow, Snatch, Twiglet, and DrumYep . . . Palin Derangement Syndrome has replaced Bush Derangement Syndrome!
Probe Into How Google Mix-up Caused $1 Billion Run On United
by Mike Harvey - September 12th, 2008 - Times (London)
To many, the episode has been a reminder that computer programs, no matter how sophisticated, can be a poor substitute for human beings.
The comedy of errors began with just one reader who went to the South Florida Sun Sentinel’s website and viewed a 2002 article on United Airlines’ bankruptcy.
That single visit in the early hours of Sunday morning, a period of low traffic, apparently bumped it into a "Popular Stories" in the business section.
At 1:37AM, an electronic Google program swept through the paper’s website for new stories and spotted the link.
Google says its program scanned the piece and, seeing there was no 2002 dateline, indexed the article for inclusion on its news pages.
Three minutes and two seconds later, Google News readers started viewing the story on the Sun Sentinel’s Web site.
I know it is not good to laugh when people have lost millions of dollars, but I simply cannot understand how people get lured in to trusting computers without qualification. It IS funny. As a computer consultant I know how great computers can be. As a computer consultant I also repeat constantly the mantra, "Computers are stupid." They are. A lot of people learned that lesson here, and they will be paying for it for quite a while.
Computers are great. Computers are stupid. Both are true. It will cost you if you forget either of these truths in this world of the 21st century.
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
“What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?”
One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy. The other kills her own food.
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
Barack Obama cannot complete a sentence without a constant stream of "uhh", "ahh", "umm" . . .frequently almost every other word. He is lost without his teleprompter. Where is the American Press when you need them? Oh yeah, only Republicans are allowed to be called stupid.
Can you spell patato . . . patatoe . . . whatever . . .
Inner Banks Laughter - Senior Humor
A senior citizen from our rural area is driving on the highway to get to the Raleigh, something he rarely does. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on U.S. 64!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
With selection of Joe Biden as Democrat VP candidate, and the clear fondness of the Magic-Marixist for all things German, we have a great new bumber sticker for the campaign.
Obama bin Biden - 2008
Of course this assusmes that Biden is not thrown under the bus by Obama before the weekend is over!ROTFL
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
Sometimes I wonder what Obama uses for brains. The credentials for the Democratic Convention have been released. They feature Obama's picture over an upside down American flag, the traditional way of communicating distress.
The specific code with regard to the flag: THE FLAG CODE, Title 36, U.S.C., Chapter 10, As amended by P.L. 344, 94th Congress, Approved July 7, 1976
§ 176. Respect for flag: No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing . . .
(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.
What is the distress Obama is trying to signal?
Man Calls 911 After Subway Left Sauce Off Sandwich
Staff - August 4th, 2008 - Associated Press (Brietbart.com)
Police said [Reginald Peterson] dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren't arriving fast enough.
ROTFL
I used to know an individual in California that did not wear a watch, but called 911 when he needed the time. He even called 911 to ask for directions when on the hiway. What astonished me was that the 911 operators would tell him the answers to get him off the line. It is the reason I have long argued that there should be an automatic charge for calling 911 which could be waved by someone after the fact if the call IS an emergency.
I love the fact this idiot was arrested. Sounds to me like the Jacksonville, Florida police are on the ball.
He Ventured Forth To Bring Light To The World
by Gerald Baker - July 25th, 2008 - Times (London)
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
This is great! Truly priceless satire. Gerald Baker has summed up the adulation of the Messiah Barack Obama by his slavishly Marxist reporter brethren. You have got to read the whole thing!
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Great Orators of the Democratic Party
• "One man with courage makes a majority."--attributed to Andrew Jackson
• "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."--Franklin D. Roosevelt
• "The buck stops here."--Harry S. Truman
• "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."--John F. Kennedy
• "So the point that I was making at the time was that the political dynamic was the driving force between that sectarian violence. And we could try to keep a lid on it, but if these underlining dynamic continued to bubble up and explode the way they were, then we would be in a difficult situation. I am glad that in fact those political dynamic shifted at the same time that our troops did outstanding work."--Barack Obama
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
The Incredible Moment A Leopard Attacks A Crocodile
This is an article that you have to see to believe. The series of pictures is amazing.
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Nancy Pelosi really means this!
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Is this parody of how Obama is being attacked by his opponents . . . or is it parody of what he claims he stands for?
