Inner Banks Laughter - Senior Humor

A senior citizen from our rural area is driving on the highway to get to the Raleigh, something he rarely does. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on U.S. 64!''

Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''