Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor

Barack Obama cannot complete a sentence without a constant stream of "uhh", "ahh", "umm" . . .frequently almost every other word. He is lost without his teleprompter. Where is the American Press when you need them? Oh yeah, only Republicans are allowed to be called stupid.

Can you spell patato . . . patatoe . . . whatever . . .

Inner Banks Laughter - Senior Humor

A senior citizen from our rural area is driving on the highway to get to the Raleigh, something he rarely does. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on U.S. 64!''

Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor

With selection of Joe Biden as Democrat VP candidate, and the clear fondness of the Magic-Marixist for all things German, we have a great new bumber sticker for the campaign.



Obama bin Biden - 2008



Of course this assusmes that Biden is not thrown under the bus by Obama before the weekend is over!


ROTFL

Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor

Sometimes I wonder what Obama uses for brains. The credentials for the Democratic Convention have been released. They feature Obama's picture over an upside down American flag, the traditional way of communicating distress.

The specific code with regard to the flag: THE FLAG CODE, Title 36, U.S.C., Chapter 10, As amended by P.L. 344, 94th Congress, Approved July 7, 1976

§ 176. Respect for flag: No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing . . .
(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.

What is the distress Obama is trying to signal?

Man Calls 911 After Subway Left Sauce Off Sandwich

Staff - August 4th, 2008 - Associated Press (Brietbart.com)

Police said [Reginald Peterson] dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren't arriving fast enough.

ROTFL

I used to know an individual in California that did not wear a watch, but called 911 when he needed the time. He even called 911 to ask for directions when on the hiway. What astonished me was that the 911 operators would tell him the answers to get him off the line. It is the reason I have long argued that there should be an automatic charge for calling 911 which could be waved by someone after the fact if the call IS an emergency.

I love the fact this idiot was arrested. Sounds to me like the Jacksonville, Florida police are on the ball.