He Ventured Forth To Bring Light To The World
by Gerald Baker - July 25th, 2008 - Times (London)
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
This is great! Truly priceless satire. Gerald Baker has summed up the adulation of the Messiah Barack Obama by his slavishly Marxist reporter brethren. You have got to read the whole thing!
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Great Orators of the Democratic Party
• "One man with courage makes a majority."--attributed to Andrew Jackson
• "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."--Franklin D. Roosevelt
• "The buck stops here."--Harry S. Truman
• "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."--John F. Kennedy
• "So the point that I was making at the time was that the political dynamic was the driving force between that sectarian violence. And we could try to keep a lid on it, but if these underlining dynamic continued to bubble up and explode the way they were, then we would be in a difficult situation. I am glad that in fact those political dynamic shifted at the same time that our troops did outstanding work."--Barack Obama
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
The Incredible Moment A Leopard Attacks A Crocodile
This is an article that you have to see to believe. The series of pictures is amazing.
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Nancy Pelosi really means this!
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
Inner Banks Laughter - Political Humor
Is this parody of how Obama is being attacked by his opponents . . . or is it parody of what he claims he stands for?
Inner Banks Laughter - Barack Obama Humor
REPORTER: "Senator Obama, based on the number of issues where you have changed your position within hours of taking them, it's becoming clear to the American people that you have no idea what you're doing from one moment to the next - how do you respond?"
SENATOR OBAMA: "I have known me for over 20 years, and I am distressed by my recent convoluted statements and contradictory positions. Therefore, I find it necessary to make clear that I no longer can support positions I have taken, nor positions I may take in the future. In short- that's not the me I knew . . . "
Many thanks for this great joke by Barbarian Heretic posted on Lucianne.com
Faster Than A Speeding Ballot
- It's Super Obama
by Tim Blair - July 5th, 2008 - The Daily Telegraph (Australia)
A problem looms for Senator Barack Obama. Here's an extract from his speech accepting the Democrat nomination to run for president: "Generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal . . . "
Now, when you claim that your mere nomination is enough to commence healing the planet and rolling back the seas, what is left to claim once you've actually won the election? Forget him being the first serious black candidate; Obama is clearly the first Magic-American to run for the White House.
The press here in America may be in the tank for Obama, but that does not mean the rest of the world is not mocking his arrogance. Saying things of incredible stupidity is going to get you ridiculed, even when, like the Magic-Marxist, you say them with total sincerity.
This article takes Obama apart with satire. So much for the rumor that the entire world wanted him to be President.
Jolting Tales Surface Of Satanic Rituals
by Anne Blythe - July 1st, 2008 - News & Observer
Joy Johnson, 30, a third vice chairwoman of the Durham County Democratic Party and vice chairwoman of the Young Democrats, was charged Friday with two counts of aiding and abetting.
Her husband, Joseph Scott Craig, 25, was charged with second-degree rape, second-degree kidnapping and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon for an incident in January and another in May.
[snip]
Johnson and Craig, along with Diana Palmer, first vice chairwoman for the local Democrats, are partners in a company called Indigo Dawn. The company's Web site says Indigo Dawn offers products and services "to promote enlightenment and assist in the development and self-empowerment and divine potential."
Among the services offered, according to the Web site, are "intuitive guidance, past-life regression, spirit guide communication and healing and cleansing."
ROTFL
I checked with the Chairman of the Young Republicans for North Carolina and she assured me they have no plans to reach out to this demographic. It appears that Democrats will retain their monopoly on the Satanic community!
