Inner Banks Laughter - Child Humor

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later..."Da-ad...""What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out.

"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?""I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later...Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"